[Polybius]

Very impressive! Now, if you could draw/paint a woman like that, make her real, and then send her to me, I would be even more impressed.

"Don't touch me. I have a headache. It's the same one I've had for the past six months. You left the toilet seat up again. How many times must I tell you? Here's a list of the chores I need you to do this weekend. By the way, forget about the "Big Game" on TV this weekend. There's a movie on the Lifetime Channel you need to watch and later discuss with me so that you can gain some insight into your behavior. Oh, by the way, Mother will be spending the next two month with us. Here's a list of things she expects from you while she's here."

What?

You specifically said, "Make her real".

[TADSLOS]

LOL! Spot on, dead nuts accurate.

[pieceofthepuzzle]

Point taken. Now I’m kind of sick to my stomach.

[Starboard]

LOL. Great response!

[Hebrews 11:6]

That’s pretty sad. My wife can cite and explain the infield fly rule and the NBA’s “foul to give.” The third day I knew her I expressed my heartfelt opinion of cats, which was—and is—that they all should be gunnysacked and dropped out beyond the three-mile limit. I was unaware that she was then the proud owner of five cats. She ended up with one husband, two married daughters with grandchildren, two dogs, no cats, and one happy marriage.

[GraniteStateConservative]

You forgot “talk about our relationship.”