My personal favorite is # 6
"$1 million for mormon cricket control in Utah - is that the species of cricket or a game played by the brits?"
Barack Obama: Stimulating our way to the next Great Depression.
To: Big_Monkey
You’re so cute, John. Now go away.
2 posted on
02/27/2009 6:27:56 PM PST by
Attention Surplus Disorder
(Mr. Bernanke, have you started working on your book about the second GREATER depression?")
To: Big_Monkey
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla.
STHU and go away, Juan. GO! AWAY! NOW!
To: Big_Monkey
5 posted on
02/27/2009 6:31:05 PM PST by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: Big_Monkey
Obama’s spending by the $2 trillion and McCain’s taking him to task by the $200,000.
To: Big_Monkey; All
Wow, rough crowd tonight.
To: Big_Monkey
I have heard that 40 percent of these wonderful pork projects were from republicans.
8 posted on
02/27/2009 6:32:44 PM PST by
mirkwood
To: Big_Monkey
I guess the mormons aren’t relying on divine intervention to get rid of the crickets anymore.
9 posted on
02/27/2009 6:32:46 PM PST by
randog
(Tap into America!)
To: Big_Monkey
That’s what McCain learned from the last election: it’s important to get applause on SNL and the late night shows.
This fool blew the most important election in US history.
This fool single-handedly put The Big Giant Zero in the WH.
To: Big_Monkey
Being downwind of a hog waste lagoon in summer is no picnic. And if the research can come up with a way to make it smell like roses instead of pigsh|t, then it’s money well spent.
11 posted on
02/27/2009 6:33:30 PM PST by
Keith in Iowa
(ESPN MNF: 3 Putzes talking about football on TV while I'm trying to watch a game.)
To: Big_Monkey
$650,000 for beaver management????

13 posted on
02/27/2009 6:34:46 PM PST by
digger48
To: Big_Monkey
Actually, they are pretty impressive bugs. The ones I saw were in a valley in Nevada, and the swarm had stripped everything green where they had been in the valley Individual bugs were about 3 inches long in the body. When you drive over them they crunch, and the ones who do not get completely squashed make little squealing noises.
Think locusts, as in Biblical plagues, and you may have a better handle on them.
17 posted on
02/27/2009 6:43:32 PM PST by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
To: Big_Monkey
~LOL~ so even McCain is Twittering now! ~LOL~
To: Big_Monkey
What’s wrong with pork? I like mine roasted or buried with muslims.
20 posted on
02/27/2009 6:58:21 PM PST by
Cacique
(quos Deus vult perdere, prius dementat ( Islamia Delenda Est ))
To: Big_Monkey
Chicken feed. My top three:
1. The entire department of education
2. The entire commerce department
3. The entire energy department.
Zero them out and you’ve made a good start.
28 posted on
02/27/2009 7:51:58 PM PST by
DManA
To: Big_Monkey
Gotta love that pig odor research— I mean, it’s something people ALWAYS talk about but never really do anything about.
31 posted on
02/27/2009 8:37:27 PM PST by
PaleoBob
To: Big_Monkey
OK, I signed up for Twitter. Now how does it work? How do I find the threads I want to be on? I don’t get it.
32 posted on
02/27/2009 9:03:57 PM PST by
chuckles
To: Big_Monkey
Honey bee factory? In Texas? jeez, at least they could have picked a State that didn't have an Africanized (hybrid) European honey bee problem...
Ok, ok, there are lots of beekeepers in Texas. Reputable honey bee queen breeders, too. But wouldn't there be a better place or way to give assistance towards the problem of diminishing honey bees? It's not about the honey, it's about the pollination as much as anything.
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