Posted on 02/27/2009 12:32:35 PM PST by Justaham
LOS ALAMITOS, The mayor of a small Orange County city says he will resign after being criticized for sharing an e-mail picture depicting the White House lawn planted with watermelons under the title "No Easter egg hunt this year."
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I’m pretty sure I’ve committed some of those crimes.
Can I be punished now?
Please?
Pretty please?
:-)
Well - it isn’t perverted or cheap - but it DOES have a Rabbi and a Priest in it!:
The Picnic
A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the town’s annual 4th of July picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter.
“This baked ham is really delicious,” the priest teased the rabbi. “You really ought to try it. I know it’s against your religion, but I can’t understand why such a wonderful food should be forbidden! You don’t know what you’re missing. You just haven’t lived until you’ve tried Mrs. Hall’s prized Virginia Baked Ham. Tell me, Rabbi, when are you going to break down and try it?”
The rabbi looked at the priest with a big grin, and said, “At your wedding..”
Bad boy! You will never be mayor!
But I bet I could be Prez...
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