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The Box of Crabs.....
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>> A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of
>> frozen crabs and asked a blonde, female crew member to take care of
the box for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s
>> refrigerator.
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>> He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally
>> responsible for the crabs staying frozen, mentioned that he was a
lawyer,
>> and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them
thaw
>> out.
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>> Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
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>> Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom
>> to announce to the entire cabin,
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>> “Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New
>> Orleans, please raise your hand?”
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>> Not one hand went up .. so she took them home and ate them.
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>> Two lessons here:
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>> 1. Men never learn.
>> 2. Blondes aren’t as dumb as most men think.

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the

casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.

She said, ‘I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude’.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, ‘Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!’

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...’YES! YES! I WON, I WON!’

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, ‘What did she roll?’

The other answered,

‘I don’t know - I thought you were watching.’

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are drunks,

not all blondes are dumb,

but all men...are men