Posted on 02/26/2009 1:11:30 PM PST by JoeProBono
The national tour of Gilligan's Island: The Musical, based on the classic television sitcom of the same name, will arrive at the Ruth Eckerd Hall in Clearwater, FL, March 4 at 1 PM.
"Beginning with the #1 TV theme song of all time," press notes for the new musical state, "Gilligan, The Skipper, Mary Ann, Ginger, The Professor, and The Millionaire and his wife are shipwrecked and trying to get off the island. Natural disasters befall them, hurricanes, quicksand, etc., as they learn to get along and survive. Their biggest challenge comes from the U.F.O. and its Alien, who monitors their behavior. By the end of the play, the castaways manage to defeat the extraterrestrial and save the entire planet, while staying marooned themselves."
I thought Bob Denver was dead. In the spirit of multiculturalism - the new Gilligan will be a Muslim.
I like the look of the new ginger!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
And yeah, i understand that’s not the new ginger, it’s a pinball game ad.
We’re Dooooooooomed!!!!!!!!!
If we’re gonna update the cast and plot for the reality-TV era, who amongst the limited cast of characters is going to be the Angry Black, who the Sensitive Gay?
If the redhead was the prize, there’s no wonder Bob Denver was smiling.
That’s not the skipper...that’s the propeller. Check out the ears.
Why bother, LOST is where it’s at, island and all, sure, they could throw a few Ginger’s into it for spice, but still, LOST rocks !!
Yeah, he's doing such a great job steering the economy...
she could play the part of the once decent star with her own delusions of grander/self hatred and pity....she tries to" find herself" while going for a three hour boat tour.....becoming stranded on this tiny island where she immediately goes through drug withdrawal and has affairs with everyone on the island, starting with the women first.....
LOST is Gilligan’s Island on crack. At least, Gilligan’s gang left the island and DIDNT want to go back.
The millionaires wife played by Nancy (stretchface) Pelosi.
So who will be black this time around? Ginger? The skipper? Don’t be surprised. And will the professor be a raving homosexual? We must bring this show into the 21st century, after all. I mean, think what a roaring success it was for the Wild Wild West movie! It had to gross 100, 200 dollars!
These are (sob!) the End Times...
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