Universal Ethnic Joke:
Once upon a time there were two (insert ethnic group here).
Now look how many there are!
A man called his mother after not having spoken to her for two weeks. When she answered he said, "I'm sorry I haven't called Mom, how are you doing?"
His Mother replied, "I'm fine, thanks for calling"
Once upon a time there were two (ACLU Lawyers).
Now look how many there are!