[Charles Martel]

I have a haddock.

The haddock hits me with a sucker punch
I catch him with a left hook
He eels over
It was a fluke but there he was
Lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel
Kelpless

[paulycy]

I have a haddock.

If I had a haddock
I'd haddock in the morning
I'd haddock in the evening
All over this land...