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To: Diana in Wisconsin
Why is America so in love with pristine, empty front lawns that isolate neighbor from neighbor, require dirty fuels to mow, harsh chemicals to prevent weeds and loads of water to keep green?

Because, they look really nice and relaxing and they make it easy to spot nitwit artiste a-holes who can't resist the urge to pester their neighbors over nothing.

5 posted on 02/22/2009 12:48:47 PM PST by hinckley buzzard
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To: hinckley buzzard

And kids can play on them alot easier than a yard with raised beds with stone borders or railroad ties.


12 posted on 02/22/2009 12:55:31 PM PST by Trailerpark Badass (Happiness is a choice!)
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To: hinckley buzzard

“...and they make it easy to spot nitwit artiste a-holes who can’t resist the urge to pester their neighbors over nothing.”

LOL! Love it. ;)


22 posted on 02/22/2009 1:15:50 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: hinckley buzzard

Some people also have children, and want a place for them to play.


26 posted on 02/22/2009 1:22:20 PM PST by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: hinckley buzzard

Actually, it’s the Lawn Police who pester people over nothing.


45 posted on 02/22/2009 2:03:57 PM PST by Lorianne
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