[G8 Diplomat]

I think ‘The Five Pillars of 0bamislam’ would be more appropriate;

1. Fasting during the holy month of 0bamadan (November, when he won)
2. Mandatory paying of 50% of your income in taxes
3. Prayer to The One 5 times a day
4. Profession of faith; “There is no President but 0bama, and Biden is his Vice President”
5. Mandatory pilgramage to Washington on January 20 sometime between 2009 and 2012

[grey_whiskers]

LOL! That's the great thing about being a FReeper, no matter what you post, someone always improves on your idea. :-)

...and in that vein, may I suggest for #4, the alternative ending, "...and Olbermann is his prophet."

Cheers!