Posted on 02/14/2009 8:21:18 PM PST by Niuhuru
My fellow FReepers. I know the world is on a verge of a complete nervous breakdown, but I have to get this out.
The reason I posted asking if Jet Li had ever said or done anything scummy, it's because I am developing a total Hollywood crush on him.
I know he's married, which sucks, but what can I say?
I thought I could help you guys distract yourselves from the misery by helping me get over crushing on him or recommend coping tips.
That is so cool—cool as a pink Cadillac with a leopard skin top and a velvet Elvis painting on the headliner.
Find out where he lives. Sit outside every night. He will eventually yield. :)
Look at it this way, at least you don’t have a crush on Bari Soetero like 95% of the other females in this country.
Maybe you might cope by spending your time posting completely off-topic nonsense on the News forum. Totally.
IBTZ.
I play chess at the Internet Chess Club using Fixation (Macintosh). When I saw the headline, I thought an update (long overdue) was in the works.
"People were stunned. There was an uncomfortable silence. Nobody had expected me to give that kind of an answer-least of all myself.
"Kissinger was the one who finally broke the silence. 'Heavens, such a young boy and he already speaks like a diplomat!'
For coping purposes, look for a good fanfiction website, like http://www.fanfiction.net
You can either read the stories and use them to fuel your fantasies. Or, you can see how pathetic the rabid fangirls are and use that as incentive not to be one.
Me, I’ve got a crush on Jareth from Labyrinth, Ba’al from SG1, and the David Tennant Doctor. It doesn’t have to make sense.
He’s in Hong Kong waiting on you! Hurry! A plane is leaving soon! Bye and take your old Dr. Phil tapes with you.
I have a crush on Steve Buscemi, but I know that such a fine fox as Steve is way out of my league.
To get over this crushing blow, I plan on moving to an impoverished third-world country and dedicating my life to anonymous service to others.
mr. a knows nothing of this.
You must be troll?
Your secret is safe with us....all 100,000 of us.
We won’t tell ;)
No, a regular poster who wants to have some fun.
I would suggest baking cookies or going to Chuckee Cheese’s.
Nothing fun about what is going on at this time.
I will then.
I remember Jet responded that “he didn’t want to protect him, he wanted to be a soldier and protect his country.”
I read that before I developed my hollywood crush on him.
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