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Developing Fixation
February 14 2009 | Niuhuru

Posted on 02/14/2009 8:21:18 PM PST by Niuhuru

My fellow FReepers. I know the world is on a verge of a complete nervous breakdown, but I have to get this out.

The reason I posted asking if Jet Li had ever said or done anything scummy, it's because I am developing a total Hollywood crush on him.

I know he's married, which sucks, but what can I say?

I thought I could help you guys distract yourselves from the misery by helping me get over crushing on him or recommend coping tips.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: jetli

1 posted on 02/14/2009 8:21:18 PM PST by Niuhuru
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To: Niuhuru

That is so cool—cool as a pink Cadillac with a leopard skin top and a velvet Elvis painting on the headliner.


2 posted on 02/14/2009 8:28:08 PM PST by familyop (combat engineer (combat), National Guard, '89-'96, Duncan Hunter or no-vote, http://falconparty.com/)
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To: Niuhuru

Find out where he lives. Sit outside every night. He will eventually yield. :)


3 posted on 02/14/2009 8:29:18 PM PST by allmost
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To: Niuhuru

Look at it this way, at least you don’t have a crush on Bari Soetero like 95% of the other females in this country.


4 posted on 02/14/2009 8:29:25 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Have You Punched A Democrat Today? - Do it for the children.)
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To: Niuhuru
Jet Li is quite the guy. Who else could get Nixon to say "Young man, your kung fu is very impressive! How about being my bodyguard when you grow up?"?
5 posted on 02/14/2009 8:30:14 PM PST by TheWasteLand
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To: Niuhuru
I thought I could help you guys distract yourselves from the misery by helping me get over crushing on him or recommend coping tips.

Maybe you might cope by spending your time posting completely off-topic nonsense on the News forum. Totally.

6 posted on 02/14/2009 8:30:58 PM PST by RoadKingSE (How do you know that the light at the end of the tunnel isn't a muzzle flash ?)
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To: Niuhuru

IBTZ.


7 posted on 02/14/2009 8:51:07 PM PST by WorkingClassFilth (Actually, it all started back in Mayberry. Helen Crump was a traveler and Floyd, well, you know...)
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To: Niuhuru

I play chess at the Internet Chess Club using Fixation (Macintosh). When I saw the headline, I thought an update (long overdue) was in the works.


8 posted on 02/14/2009 9:14:57 PM PST by ChessExpert (The Dow was at 12,400 when Democrats took control of Congress. What is it today?)
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To: TheWasteLand
"'No,' I blurted out. 'I don't want to protect any individual. When I grow up, I want to defend my one billion Chinese countrymen!'

"People were stunned. There was an uncomfortable silence. Nobody had expected me to give that kind of an answer-least of all myself.

"Kissinger was the one who finally broke the silence. 'Heavens, such a young boy and he already speaks like a diplomat!'

9 posted on 02/14/2009 9:28:59 PM PST by Rocko (America First -- "Present" 0bama Last)
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To: Niuhuru

For coping purposes, look for a good fanfiction website, like http://www.fanfiction.net

You can either read the stories and use them to fuel your fantasies. Or, you can see how pathetic the rabid fangirls are and use that as incentive not to be one.

Me, I’ve got a crush on Jareth from Labyrinth, Ba’al from SG1, and the David Tennant Doctor. It doesn’t have to make sense.


10 posted on 02/14/2009 10:51:10 PM PST by Ellendra (Most eco-freaks wouldn't know nature if it bit them on the butt . . . and it often does!)
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To: Niuhuru

He’s in Hong Kong waiting on you! Hurry! A plane is leaving soon! Bye and take your old Dr. Phil tapes with you.


11 posted on 02/14/2009 11:12:53 PM PST by count-your-change (You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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To: Niuhuru

I have a crush on Steve Buscemi, but I know that such a fine fox as Steve is way out of my league.

To get over this crushing blow, I plan on moving to an impoverished third-world country and dedicating my life to anonymous service to others.

mr. a knows nothing of this.


12 posted on 02/15/2009 6:16:31 AM PST by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
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To: Niuhuru

You must be troll?


13 posted on 02/15/2009 6:18:14 AM PST by dforest
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To: mrs. a

Your secret is safe with us....all 100,000 of us.

We won’t tell ;)


14 posted on 02/15/2009 6:23:15 AM PST by exit82 (The Obama Cabinet: There was more brainpower on Gilligan's Island.)
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To: indylindy

No, a regular poster who wants to have some fun.


15 posted on 02/15/2009 7:16:15 AM PST by Niuhuru (Fine, here's my gun, but let me give you the bullets first. I'll send them to you through the barrel)
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To: Niuhuru

I would suggest baking cookies or going to Chuckee Cheese’s.

Nothing fun about what is going on at this time.


16 posted on 02/15/2009 8:10:12 AM PST by dforest
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To: indylindy

I will then.


17 posted on 02/15/2009 9:15:01 AM PST by Niuhuru (Fine, here's my gun, but let me give you the bullets first. I'll send them to you through the barrel)
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To: TheWasteLand

I remember Jet responded that “he didn’t want to protect him, he wanted to be a soldier and protect his country.”

I read that before I developed my hollywood crush on him.


18 posted on 02/15/2009 9:43:47 AM PST by Niuhuru (Fine, here's my gun, but let me give you the bullets first. I'll send them to you through the barrel)
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