Mickey Rourke favors interspecies sex over Courtney Love

Cele|bitchy ^ | February 13, 2009 | Celebitchy

[EveningStar]

Mickey Rourke was besieged by paparazzi last night, one of whom asked him “is it true you’re going out with Courtney Love?”...

Rourke said “I’d rather be on a deserted island with a gorilla.”...

[Enterprise]

Inter-species - does that include Democrats?

[Enterprise]

Mickey - ape girl really misses you, but it's you're fault.

"You think you're a man
But you're only a boy
You think you're a man
You are only a toy
You think you're a man
But you just couldn't see
You weren't man enough to satisfy me"

[humblegunner]

Mickey Rourke favors interspecies sex over Courtney Love

Who wouldn't???

[stylin19a]

hey! The Gorilla my dreams !

[stylin19a]

I thought he was saying “scuse me while I kiss this guy"

[Hyzenthlay]

I always thought it was “scuse me while I kiss the sky”... at least, that’s what a friend and I found when we couldn’t decide and ended up looking in the liner notes of a CD it was on.

[stylin19a]

you are right.
What I said was what I thought I had been hearing.( When I was a much youner man)

like the song “Secret Agent Man”
I thought it was “Secret Asian man”

Th song “Twisting The Night Away”
I thought he sang “He's dancing with the “chicken slacks” as opposed to “the chick in slacks.”

[tlb]

like Credence Clearwater Revival singing “There’s a bathroom on the right”