[GSP.FAN]

The four-footer — who looks no more than eight — said: “I know I’m young, but I plan to be a good dad.”

As he went on the PlayStation with 15-year-old girlfriend Chantelle Steadman, he added: “I think we’ll be good parents. I’ll have to work extra hard at school.”

Pic at site ...I am still speechless

[DieHard the Hunter]

Well, all other considerations notwithstanding he gets an “A+” for good attitude. Let’s hope he has started off as he plans to continue.

[StayAt HomeMother]

The sidebar:
“We [the UK] average 40.4 conceptions per 1,000 girls aged between 15 and 17 — the second highest in the world behind the US.”

[Tax-chick]

Julie Vine, 37, whose daughter goes to Cavendish School with Chantelle, said: “I feel sorry for them both. It’s not the school’s fault, it’s a very good school.”

Bwahahahaha! Is there a "Self-Centered Twink" award we could give Julie?

[bigbob]

When the rumor started to leak, you just know his mum asked:

“So, what’s it all about, Alfie?”

[RandallFlagg]

I truly wish this family the happiest days. Give them the luck, and strength to be happy and proud for many years.

[Lizavetta]

Mother of Alfie:

[Drew68]

Pic at site ...I am still speechless

Has anyone bothered to do a paternity test?

I'm just not buying this story. I'm not buying that this kid has hit puberty and is capable of reproducing.