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Man who had sex at Alamo gets life
San Antonio Express-News | 01/30/2009 | Guillermo Contreras
Posted on 01/30/2009 9:27:21 AM PST by SwinneySwitch
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2175029/posts
For having sex with a 14-year-old San Antonio girl in one of the Alamo’s bathrooms, Charles Wayne Carmony, 43,of Kentucky found out Friday that he will spend the rest of his life in prison... “Before he got arrested, we were trying for a baby,” she added.