Lindsay Lohan to Delta Airlines: I don't do economy.

LA Times ^ | 2.2.09

[libh8er]

Lindsaylohan Lindsay Lohan doesn’t want to fly -- or die -- in economy class. The actress made a big stink about her seat on a Delta flight leaving from Tampa, Fla., Saturday morning. Seems the airline was unable to find her a first-class seat on the overbooked flight. An insider tells Pop Tarts that passengers were very amused by Lindsay's expert self-entitlement act, storming around and telling her traveling buddy (not Samantha Ronson), "You'd better come and visit me back there in case I die." But fortunately, poor LiLo didn't have to lower her standards to sitting in the dreaded economy section with all the poor people.

[libh8er]

[laweeks]

Well . . . excuse friggin us . . . shut mah’ mouth and hope to count your freckles . . . wouldn’t want to upset her queenliness (is that a homophobic statement?)

[al baby]

What no private jet oh forgot she is on the d- list

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

I don’t ‘DO’ Lindsay Lohan.

[al baby]

[EyeGuy]

“Lindsay Lohan to Delta Airlines: I don’t do economy.”

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EyeGuy to Lindsay Lohan: I don’t do CURRENT pop culture, so I have no idea who the hell are you anyway.

[libh8er]

Very doable.

[utahagen]

I think this hissy fit was a ploy (by Lohan) to get press. Airlines do anything they have to keep these celebs happy. I used to fly fairly often between New York in Los Angeles and I once watched a flight attendant apologize profusely to a very minor celeb because he was merely in Business Class, rather than First Class. So I am very skeptical that Delta even initially resisted putting Lindsay Lohan in First Class. (After all, notice that Lohan ended up in First Class after all?)

[pnh102]

I don't see Lindsay Lohan taking taxpayer dollars and using them to buy private jets. As long as she's using her own money to pay for flying first class or buying or renting her own private plane, so what?

Lindsay Lohan is far more respectable than the welfare queens we have running many of our banks and auto companies today.

[Secret Agent Man]

Stupid isignificant libtard celebutard carpet munching loser.

[libh8er]

Very possible. Stars, especially fading ones, will go to any lengths to refresh peoples minds that they exist. Wonder how much extra Lindsay paid Delta to ‘deny’ her a first class seat.

[libh8er]

I don't see Lindsay Lohan taking taxpayer dollars and using them to buy private jets

..or riding in them. Agree 100%. Speaking of taxpayer funded vacations, Hillary and her entourage are off to Asia and Biden and his to Europe.

[SIDENET]

She doesn't have her own jet?

Loser.

[SIDENET]

Real boobs don't jiggle like that.

I almost had to look away.

[grey_whiskers]

That's just not *fair*.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Delta should have kicked her butt off the plane after calling security to have her arrested for interfering with a flight crew.

[Mr. Jeeves]

That was back when she was about 17. ;)

[AFreeBird]

Well, if they’re not real, they sure look better than the vast majority of store bought, because they hang like real. Not like some over inflated balloon that looks like it would pop if you poked it with a pin that you see (so I’ve heard ;) on a lot of celebs these days.

[12Gauge687]

I beg to differ. When I was in my late twenties, I dated two slim, bosomy women, one American and one Italian, at different times and they pretty much jiggled just like that. We’ll have to see what happens to Lindsay’s bosom in the horizontal position when implants are more easily detected. Any volunteers?

Later in life, I dated a woman in her early thirties with implants and they moved way too uniformly (you could see the implants’ perimeter as they moved under the skin). What’s more, they became hard as hockey pucks in winter.

[TruthHound]

Once again, Walt Disney is spinning in his grave, with his namesake corporation having launched the career of another arrogant, chemical vacuum, slut poptart.

Annette shrugs.