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To: girlangler

My fathers cat brings him live prey so that he can teach dad how to hunt.
The rotten cat thinks we are funny looking if defective cats.
Conjure, if you will, the mental image of an entire household at three in the morning chasing a live rabbit around the kitchen with the cat gleefully herding the frightened lepun invader back at the scrambling frantic humans.


13 posted on 02/01/2009 3:17:16 PM PST by Darksheare (Hi, I'm D-sheare, and I am proud to inform you of your Impending Typos!)
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To: Darksheare

You should thank the cat.

Theory 1: The cat is trying to teach you how to be self reliant.

The cat *will* stop if it sees you successfully stalk and catch something.

Theory 2: The cat is grateful that you provide food and shelter and is attempting to contribute to the communal food supply. (Yes, cat society *does* allow formations of colonies that help each other out. Your family is the cat’s “colony”.) It is bringing the prey back still alive so it will be fresh for all to partake in.


56 posted on 02/01/2009 10:43:35 PM PST by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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