I may be stupid, but you, madam are ugly.
And in the morning you shall still be ugly, and I shall be...uhhh...uhhh...uhhh
Sorry for the reprise...
I’m a little condom, short and stout
Here is my handle, Here is my handle
When I get all filled up, hear me shout
Just tip me over and pour me out!
I’m a clever condom, yes it’s true
Here’s an example of what I can do
I can go again just in-side-out
Just tip me over and pour me out