Posted on 01/29/2009 9:00:16 PM PST by Conservativism
Stinking of booze, Ivy League irritant Charles Claudio Simpkins, 24, allegedly climbed into the back of a police cruiser dispersing night crawlers from the Theater District early Saturday morning and in a refreshing new twist on “Do you know who I am?” demanded of officers, “(Expletive) you, give me a (expletive) ride, I work for the district attorney’s office.”
Simpkins, a politically active conservative, is in his final year at Harvard Law School and - until his bust on charges of being disorderly and resisting arrest - was hand-picked by Harvard to be an intern in Suffolk District Attorney Daniel Conley’s office.
As an aspiring lawyer, Simpkins perhaps should have known that statements he made to the cops can and likely will be used against him when he’s arraigned next month in Boston Municipal Court.
The career-making lines allegedly include:
“This ain’t (expletive) because I work at the DA’s office. Don’t worry, I will beat this.”
“You (expletives) all lie. That’s why no one likes you (expletives).”
“Dan Conley is a (expletive), but he’ll get you (expletives).”
“If (I) ever get one of (you) on the stand, (I) will lie and cheat to hurt (you) (expletives).”
Obama’s president.
Well no public defender needed. He can defend himself.
Anyone notice that the Boston Herald attached “Republican” immediately if a GOP/conservative gets into trouble? Didn’t see that when Blago got impeached today.
Uh, I’d tend to suspect he’s just a johnny-come-lately neoconservative. Washington is already full of this ilk. Besides, I’m sure he’ll find steady work in one bowel of the Obama beast or another.
Hey, it sounds like he’s tossing his hat into the ring to replace Fat Ted.
Don’t particularly want a guy like this on “our” side anyway.
If this guy is a legit conservative dork, it is great that he screwed himself before he dishonored the movement.
We don’t need drunk egotists. The Democrats have the monopoly on that, and even on drunk underwater night swimmers.
Aw shucks. And the GOP had such high hopes.
*snicker*
Hmmm! Claudio. The Black Messiah will come to his rescue. ;0)
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