[cotton1706]

What did the doe say when she walked out of the woods?

“I’ll never do that again for two bucks”

[norraad]

..two old ladies walkin' down the street;

"I smell smoke, smell's like hair"

"Maybe we're walkin' too fast"

[50sDad]

What do the does do when all of Santa's sled team is out working?

Go to the mall and blow a few dollars. (You do the rewrite to finish the joke!)