Let’s Tell Some Jokes that Aren’t Really Funny

IsraPundit ^ | January 25, 2009 | Bill Levinson

[Tarpon]

Self evaluation — Are you smarter than an Obama voter?

[Hot Tabasco]

A guy riding a donkey stops outside a bar, tethers the burro to a post and walks inside up to the bar.

The bartender asks: "What'll ya have and who did you vote for?"

The guy says I'll just have a beer. And for the record, I voted for Obama."

At that point the donkey sticks his head inside the door and says "and he called ME a dumb jackass......"

[jessduntno]

“Self evaluation — Are you smarter than an Obama voter?”

Yes. Signed, Zippy.
(see post #14 for my picture)

[wbill]

Q: How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The whole family. One holds the bulb and the rest drink until the room starts to spin.

[notaliberal]

A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S. , English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas

Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?

Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied, 'Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.

[50sDad]

What do the does do when all of Santa's sled team is out working?

Go to the mall and blow a few dollars. (You do the rewrite to finish the joke!)

[50sDad]

Monkey on PMS!

[Vinnie]

He looks like Dennis Kucinich. Ya think?? Naw..

[El Laton Caliente]

That is so stolen....

...by me and posted elsewhere!

LOL

[LibraTango]

Sarah Palin was just offered $1 million to pose nude in Playboy. Not to be outdone, Michelle Obama was offered the same amount to pose nude in........

National Geographic

[jessduntno]

“That is so stolen.......by me and posted elsewhere! LOL”

D’oh...YOU TOO???

[TexasRepublic]

Congress

[G8 Diplomat]

Ethnic joke (not really a joke, it’s true) : How do you tell the difference between an Arab and a Persian?

Ask him to say Vice President. If he says it right, he’s a Persian.

If he says “Fice Bresident,” he’s an Arab.

Arabic lacks a P and a V, and uses B and F respectively instead. It’s hilarious to hear an Arab try to say a sentence with the word “park,” for example; it comes out as “Can I bark here?” LOL

And for the people who make the biggest stink in the world about their “homeland” being “occupied,” they can’t even pronounce it right. I had a substitute prof from Gaza once, and he said “I am FILISTINIAN”

No, you are Palestinian....