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The Worst Pop Singer Ever. Why, exactly, is Billy Joel so bad?
Slate ^ | Jan 23, 2009 | Ron Rosenbaum

Posted on 01/24/2009 9:21:17 PM PST by SeekAndFind

This may seem an odd moment to bring up the subject of Billy Joel. But the recent death of the painter Andrew Wyeth revived a long-standing debate over whether his art is respectable or merely sentimental schlock. (Say it: good or bad?) It got me to thinking about the question of value in art and whether there are any absolute standards for judging it. It indicates the question is still alive, not relegated to irrelevance by relativism.

And then I picked up The Art Instinct, a new book by Denis Dutton, the curator of the Arts & Letters Daily Web site. The book strives valiantly to find a basis for judging the value of art from the perspective of evolutionary psychology; in it, Dutton argues that a certain kind of artistic talent offered a competitive advantage in the Darwinian struggle for survival.

Which brings me to Billy Joel—the Andrew Wyeth of contemporary pop music—and the continuing irritation I feel whenever I hear his tunes, whether in the original or in the multitude of elevator-Muzak versions. It is a kind of mystery: Why does his music make my skin crawl in a way that other bad music doesn't? Why is it that so many of us feel it is possible to say Billy Joel is—well—just bad, a blight upon pop music, a plague upon the airwaves more contagious than West Nile virus, a dire threat to the peacefulness of any given elevator ride, not rock 'n' roll but schlock 'n' roll?

I'm reluctant to pick on Billy Joel. He's been subject to withering contempt from hipster types for so long that it no longer seems worth the time. Still, the mystery persists: How can he be so bad and yet so popular for so long? He's still there.

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To: RedCobra

agree with both Harrys. “A Better Place to Be” is like a 3-act play. Wonder whatever happened to Nilsson. The “Schmilsson” albums were the last I remember.


161 posted on 01/25/2009 6:43:06 AM PST by fnord (If gun owners, pot smokers, and poker players start a political party, they'd never lose an election)
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To: SeekAndFind

Billy Joel is a bazillion times better than any of the crap music popular today.


162 posted on 01/25/2009 7:03:57 AM PST by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: SeekAndFind

I think people have artistic allergies, much like hay fever or asthma.

For me, it’s Neil Diamond and Chicago.

Also, any of the songs about astronauts that came out at the beginning of the 70’s, like those of Elton John and Harry Nilsson.


163 posted on 01/25/2009 7:04:29 AM PST by Erasmus (Yes, English is my first language. I'm hoping to do better on my second.)
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To: SeekAndFind
How can he be so bad and yet so popular for so long? He's still there.

Bruce Springsteen makes Billy Joel sound like Pavarotti.

164 posted on 01/25/2009 7:07:01 AM PST by Colonel_Flagg (You're either in or in the way.)
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To: Eric Blair 2084
Then again, her next husband was not happy with her either and got into trouble having an affair with a teenage woman.

Maybe there is something wrong with Christie Brinkley.

No matter how purdy she is there is someone, somewhere, who is throughly sick and tired of putting up with her Sh!t...

165 posted on 01/25/2009 7:17:55 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 5 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: Rastus
There is some weird Tiny Tim stuff on YouTube. Him doing “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy” and “Stairway to Heaven.” The funniest one (or most offensive, depending on your point of view) is “Santa Claus Has Got the AIDS This Year.”

You can get AIDS from coming down a chimney?

166 posted on 01/25/2009 7:22:59 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 5 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: SeekAndFind

Want something to really make your ears bleed, here in Michigan they are advertising the Billy Joel/Elton John concert/extravaganza. As if things weren’t bad enough in Michigan.


167 posted on 01/25/2009 7:26:23 AM PST by RckyRaCoCo (Liberal media gloating makes me feel like reloading)
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To: GATOR NAVY
i once read that the worst rock song was “we built this city”.

AHHHHHHH! You've put it in my brain! Make it stop make it stop for the love of god make it stoooooooooop......*sob*

It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all...

168 posted on 01/25/2009 7:27:37 AM PST by GreenLanternCorps (01/20/2013 - Liberation Day)
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To: SeekAndFind

While Andrew Wyeth may not have been another Da Vinci, sentimental schlock art is better epitomized by the works of Thomas Kinkade. As for title of the worst pop singer ever there are so many choices it would be almost impossible to decide.


169 posted on 01/25/2009 8:09:08 AM PST by The Great RJ ("Mir we bleiwen wat mir sin" or "We want to remain what we are." ..Luxembourg motto)
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To: fnord

Harry first broke into the public awareness in ‘67 when he released his first real commercial album under a brand new contract with RCA.

He idolized the Beatles and covered numerous of their songs throughout his first few albums. He came to their attention by about ‘68, and they publicly complimented his work. (Having a number of their songs done in interesting ways by him may have been a factor!)

He eventually became particularly close to Ringo Starr and John Lennon.

Ringo was credited on one of Harry’s albums (I think it “Nilsson Schmilsson”) under the name Reggie Snare. Harry later produced one of Ringo’s solo albums, “Goodnight Vienna.”

John produced one of Harry’s albums, “Pussy Cats.” Harry was devastated by John’s assassination some years later, and went on to become a strong advocate of handgun control.

After a number of not-so-successful albums in the late 70’s, he worked in music for films. This was foreshadowed perhaps by his 1971 animated production “The Point,” done originally as an ABC movie, and still available on DVD. Great for kids especially.

Highly athletic in his youth and middle years, he finally succumbed to diabetes and heart disease in 1993 in his early 50’s. Al Kooper, Jimmy Webb, and others were putting together a tribute album at the time, “Everybody Loves Harry.” The album does have a couple of interesting tracks, and also some duds.

Apparently he was very well known around the industry, beyond what his commercial record sales would suggest. Perhaps that’s because he was at least as much a songwriter as a performer; also because he couldn’t stand doing live concerts, so road trips and promotions were out of the question.

The final irony is that his greatest hits were performances of songs written by others. Except for his original “Coconut,” which was many years in becoming a cult favorite.


170 posted on 01/25/2009 8:12:03 AM PST by Erasmus (Yes, English is my first language. I'm hoping to do better on my second.)
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To: null and void
You can get AIDS from coming down a chimney?

If it's the wrong "chimney," yes.

≤};^)

171 posted on 01/25/2009 8:14:47 AM PST by Erasmus (Yes, English is my first language. I'm hoping to do better on my second.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

I saw costello in the 80s and he bashed reo speedwagon at his concert, wait a minute i think it was joe jackson, sorry.


172 posted on 01/25/2009 8:21:13 AM PST by ruthles (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean people aren't out to get you.)
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To: MarkL

george wrote “Here Comes the Sun” my all time favorite Beatles song. Clapton wrote in his autobiography that george was in his garden when he wrote that song. it’s still one of my favorite songs of all time. makes me nostalgic for my childhood as remember being 5 and listening to it. loved it as a kid.


173 posted on 01/25/2009 8:24:38 AM PST by ruthles (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean people aren't out to get you.)
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To: SeekAndFind
Billy's “Your My Home” and ‘James’ are great songs. “New York State of Mind” is another great song. Joel had his time. Like all musicians. He wrote and sang many a good song. Worst pop singer ever? I think not. Back in the day “Captain Jack” was a great party song.

” Okay! Who's hot boxing the dube!?”

174 posted on 01/25/2009 8:33:49 AM PST by 4yearlurker (Independence! The Federal Constitution,may it never fail. (~Caleb Earle -1811.))
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To: squidly

I turn th eradio station whenever a billyjoel song comes on. He is awful.


175 posted on 01/25/2009 8:35:28 AM PST by Holicheese (Get up Tom Brady, get up! PLEASE!!)
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To: squidly
"But I still like Uptown Girl for some reason."

From the album Joel himself hates the most...so you may be on to something...

176 posted on 01/25/2009 8:44:45 AM PST by StAnDeliver (We Are Your Overlords.)
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To: SeekAndFind
Only song by him that I remember was "Uptown Girl".

Like that's saying something...

Amazing << Hear this. Feel this, and tell me that this isn't music.
And dont sleep on these two, either.


177 posted on 01/25/2009 9:14:23 AM PST by rdb3 (Oh, my. Uhh... No, it's... What's.., What's the word?)
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To: Mojave

Ah, I missed it and stand corrected, although one hardly does the thread justice, but it does explain why he’s the worst pop singer...foolish man.


178 posted on 01/25/2009 9:28:38 AM PST by highlander_UW (The only difference between the MSM and the DNC is the MSM sells ad space in their propaganda)
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To: SeekAndFind

I’ve always liked Billy Joel, and I make no apologies for it. “The Stranger” is still one of the greatest pop albums ever.


179 posted on 01/25/2009 9:31:34 AM PST by dfwgator (1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
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To: Eric Blair 2084
Billy Joel and Bruce Springsteen are leftists.

Joel for sure isn't a Republican, or a conservative, but I do remember during the Iran Hostage crisis, he would always start off his concerts by giving the Ayatollah, "the bird."

And also "Goodnight Saigon" did a lot to raise awareness of the Vietnam vets. So I don't lump Joel in with the other show-business lefties.

180 posted on 01/25/2009 9:35:19 AM PST by dfwgator (1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
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