Indeed - you are a small group. My lovely bride only rarely partakes, she orders her beverage by umbrella style, but since I dearly love the woman I overlook this lack of knowledge.
LOL! Certain things can be overlooked. My late husband - and in fact, every man I’ve met since - hated Scotch, so I guess one just has to adapt and savor this delightful beverage in solitary splendor.