[Impy]

Too bad Ashlee Simpson isn’t a Republican like her sister.

Instead she marries some weirdo half-a-fag and they named their kid Bronx (as if they’d set foot there) Mowgli.

[fieldmarshaldj]

And the kid’s initials are B.M. They might as well paint a target on his back, “Come and beat the $hit out of me !”