Stuffed with jalepenos and wrapped in bacon and smoked over mesquite, all waterfowl are excellent table fare.
That could just do the trick. I'm game!
“Stuffed with jalepenos and wrapped in bacon and smoked over mesquite, all waterfowl are excellent table fare.”
Ah, no, these are fish eating ducks. If you could swallow one of these bad boys down your tougher than me. We call these ducks “practice ducks”.