“Stuffed with jalepenos and wrapped in bacon and smoked over mesquite, all waterfowl are excellent table fare.”
Ah, no, these are fish eating ducks. If you could swallow one of these bad boys down your tougher than me. We call these ducks “practice ducks”.
I am aware they eat fish. I always age my game in brine or cheap beer. They are not as bad as you say.
Be careful about wasting game. Most wildlife officials don’t look kindly on that.