[DogByte6RER]

Leave it to some pesky animal rights zealot to go whining to PETA about the restaurant's new lobster.

[DogByte6RER]

[LiberConservative]

I don’t think a 140 year old lobster would taste very good.

[fieldmarshaldj]

From what I understand, those old and big ones aren’t very tasty.

[CindyDawg]

That’s no lobster. It’s a sea ...ah...lion?

[DogByte6RER]

ping

[randomhero97]

Man, I hate these stupid animal rights assholes. It seems the lobster had it made in the restaurant. The poor fellow will probably die right away because he’s been in captivity for so long or become food for something else. These clowns really don’t care about the animal, though, they just want to make a statement.

[missnry]

The group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals said it found out that the old lobster was in the restaurant's tank when a diner called them.

How come no one called my PETA chapter? My PETA group celebrates our position at the top of the food chain:

People for
Eating
Tasty
Animals

[Steamburg]

This is probably right after the zealot found out he wasn’t going to get the critter on his plate.

[diefree]

I remember seeing some people in Calif. who saved a seal at great expense. They all gathered at the beach to put it back into the ocean. They were all so proud and happy watching it swim away.

Then a whale or something pounced on it and ate it.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

I walked into a club and the bar maid was alone.
She said “Frank, I'm hungry, Will you get me something to eat?”.

I asked “What do you want to eat?”.
She replied “jokingly Lobster”.
I went to my favorite restaurant and ordered 2
lobsters with all the trimmings to go.
I also bought the largest lobster in their tank live.
I took the wrappings off of its claws.
I sat it on the bar and we taught it a trick.
You could snap your fingers at it and it would snap
its claws back at you.

[Vaquero]

big old lobsters are not as good as mid size lobsters...at least in my opinion.

[TigersEye]

The group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals said it found out that the old lobster was in the restaurant's tank when a diner called them.

Fanatics never have to follow their own rules. Liberals are just like Muslims.

[dangus]

>> The 20-pound (9-kg) lobster was caught off the coast of Canada about two weeks ago and bought for $100 (65 pounds) <<

That’s a profit of 45 pounds! (Dang British and their silly monetary system.)

[Impy]

They can live that long? Shite!