To: laotzu
Q: “How many Kennedys does it take to change a light bulb?”
A: “Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to drink until the room spins around.”
2 posted on
01/09/2009 6:37:37 AM PST by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: massgopguy
A: “Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to drink until the room spins around.”ROFLOL!
6 posted on
01/09/2009 6:44:26 AM PST by
cake_crumb
(Waiting for Dear Leader Obama to drop sea levels and heal Earth.)
To: massgopguy
Like, Caroline is like a really really fast learner? And like she could like totally learn to like do it by herself? And like what kind of question is this anyway? I thought freepers were like the crack political team here.
8 posted on
01/09/2009 6:46:05 AM PST by
DManA
To: massgopguy
How does Bono change a light bulb?
He just hold the bulb and the world revolves around him.
9 posted on
01/09/2009 6:46:38 AM PST by
frithguild
(Can I drill your head now?)
To: massgopguy
18 posted on
01/09/2009 7:04:32 AM PST by
hoe_cake
(" 'We the people' tell the government what to do, it doesn't tell us." Ronald Reagan)
To: massgopguy
..and two to drink until the room spins around Har!! Good one.
Q: How many progressives does it take to roof a house?
A: One, but you have to slice him really thin.
20 posted on
01/09/2009 7:05:42 AM PST by
laotzu
To: massgopguy
Q: “How many Kennedys does it take to change a light bulb?” Why would any of them want to change a bulb that is under water?
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