Our daughter moved to a place where she could not take her cat.
So, she gave my wife and me to him.
We are now humble wait-staff.
His name is Radar.
He let's us know when it is Noon and he needs his turkey breast deli meat. And at 5:55PM, without fail, he sits by the door and waits for my wife to come home from work, depending on traffic it is anywhere from 5:55 to 6:05, so he can tell her all about his day.
My wife's cousin, who lives next door, has a cat. Its name is Lexi.
I call it Exil.
Which is Dis-Lexi.