Sen. Reid: “The new Senator is (unintelligible) !!!”
Sen. Schumer: “What did Sen. Reid just say???”
Sen. Durbin” “I think he said ‘The new Senator is near”
Letter to the Governor from Harriet Johnson:
WE THE WHITE, GODFEARING CITIZENS OF ROCK RIDGE (The US Senate) wish to express our extreme displeasure with your choice of sheriff (senator). Please remove him immediately. The fact that you have sent him here just goes to prove that you are the leading asshole in the state!