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Posted on 01/03/2009 5:00:53 PM PST by stevecmd
Have you seen the new Pepsi logo? It's also all over the NBC sporta desk tonight where Olberbite & Costas are sitting. Not that I ever drank it but no more Pepsi for me.
I go “no mom I’m not on drugs. I’m ok, I’m just thinking, you know? Why don’t you get me a Pepsi?” She goes “No! You’re on drugs!” I go “mom, I’m ok. I’m just thinking.” She goes “No! You’re not thinking, you’re on drugs! Normal people don’t be acting that way!” I go “mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!” And she wouldn’t give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn’t give it to me! Just a Pepsi!
But of course what is inside will still taste like malted battery acid.
Ah yes, Obama is a Muslim. I knew we'd get to that sooner or later. Of course, that's something he and his supporters make every effort to deny. So whether or not it's true, can you explain to me why in the world those traitors at Pepsi, who are so obviously in the tank for Obama, would want to connect him to an Islamic symbol? Is PepsiCo part of an Islamic conspiracy? Does a portion of every dollar spent on Pepsi go to fund Hamas?
Of course, there's the Muslims who think Pepsi is a Zionist front mentioned earlier in the thread...
Wait, I think we've got it all wrong, folks! Pepsi is trying to subtly call attention to Obama's mohammadanism! It's a warning! They're actually on OUR side!
Why? Because it's sweetened with real sugar rather than high fructose corn syrup. On top of that, the cans are of the old "pull tab" variety. I had forgotten how carbonated sugar-sweetened pepsi was! I have a collection of Arabic sodas that I bought from the various vending machines on board USS Dwight D. Eisenhower (CVN-69) during my last cruise.
Not bad. You’re getting pretty good at this!
Pepsi will always run second place after Coke.
I have been around for about nine years now and this has to be the dumbest thread I have ever read! There have been sillier, fun threads, but this is dumb!
LOL....most anywhere down South this would be true :)
What is no co-incidence? That the logo is basically the same as it always has been?
Pepsi’s logo has been around longer than the “One”, wait a minute, oh know, wasn’t Pepsi called “the one” in one of their campaigns? Maybe the conspiracy on this thread is even deeper./sarc
FR is starting to look like DU more every day.
I think I’ve seen you on dumber threads...
It must cost them $millions to re-tool all those high speed can printing machines.
Highlighting the idiocy of Obama Derangement Syndrome? I'm getting a lot of practice.
Ohmigod, Pepsi ONE!
"FR is starting to look like DU more every day."
Amen, brother. Sad, sad, sad.
F’n lame.
They were dumb, but not THIS dumb!
What would you like to drink?
Coke.
What kind?
Dr. Pepper.
I was born in California, (but parents/grandparents were from Oklahoma/Kansas native American stock) and Dr. Pepper was just plain disgusting. Just give me unsweetened tea with a slice of lemon and I'm happy.
Not all diet sodas contain aspartame. Several use Splenda, and are really nice to have for us diabetics.
Enjoy it while you can. You only have until 12/21/2012...
0 does in fact represent the Pepsi generation.
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