1. Because I did no such thing.
2. Because I was very distinctively dressed - red jacket (open) over an orange sweatshirt (GO VOLS!!). There is no doubt in my mind.
Just because you didn’t do it doesn’t mean that it was a false report.
There is no doubt in my mind.
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Most likely the officer was on a fishing expedition and there never was any report. It happens.
Oh, well. There's your problem right there. ;)
Relax. If you were wearing a red jacket and an orange sweatshirt, it was only the fashion police.