To: navysealdad
They should have a “next morning on the pillow next to you” video...
3 posted on
01/02/2009 4:38:00 PM PST by
freedumb2003
(Der neuen Fuhrer: AKA the Murdering Messiah: Keep your powder dry, folks)
To: freedumb2003
To: freedumb2003
"They should have a “next morning on the pillow next to you” video..."
This leads to the "cayote" and "double cayote" rules for beer. A "cayote" is determined by how ugly the girl would have to be in the morning for you to have to chew your arm off so as to NOT wake her when trying to escape in the morning.
A "double cayote" is a girl so ugly that you go ahead and chew off your OTHER arm so that you never do it again.
28 posted on
01/02/2009 5:06:44 PM PST by
LetsRok
To: freedumb2003
I remember Paul Rodriguez once saying, “I never go to bed with ugly women, but I sure wake up with a lot of them.”
53 posted on
01/02/2009 5:45:58 PM PST by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(Some people like cupcakes better. I, for one, care less for them.)
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