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Burglar flees in terror after homeowner returns from New Year party dressed as Thor,God of Thunder
dailymail.co.uk ^ | January 2, 2009 | Daily Mail Reporter

Posted on 01/02/2009 4:08:56 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY

A muscle-bound building boss who came home from a New Year's Eve fancy dress party kitted out as Thor scared off a burglar by charging at him in his superhero outfit.

Six-foot-tall fitness fanatic Torvald Alexander, 38, was wearing a full God of Thunder outfit - complete with flying red cape and tinfoil silver-winged helmet - when he spotted the raider in his front room rifling through a desk.

Mr Alexander, who runs building firm Alexander & Summers in Edinburgh, Scotland, said the burglar threw himself out of a first-floor window of his £350,000 home in the Inverleith area of the city when he opened the door and confronted him.

The man landed on a roof outside the window, which broke his fall, enabling him to escape.

Mr Alexander said: 'As soon as he saw me, his eyes went wide with terror.

'He looked like he had had a few drinks and decided to do a late night break-in, but he hadn't counted on the God of Thunder living here.

'We were both startled but then the instant reaction was that I ran at him and he just jumped straight out of the window.

'I think I would be quite scared if someone looking almost like a gladiator ran at them.

'He might have thought the property was empty.'

He added: 'I had just got back from a fancy dress New Year's party and because I have a Norwegian name I decided to go as Thor.

'It took ages making the cape, helmet and breast plate, and I must admit it was a bit chilly walking home, but when I saw that guy I just went mad and charged at him, my cape flying behind me.

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TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
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1 posted on 01/02/2009 4:08:56 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Bet after that fall, the burglar is a real (groan) “thor-head”, lol


2 posted on 01/02/2009 4:11:46 PM PST by mkjessup
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To: silent_jonny

ROTFL!!


3 posted on 01/02/2009 4:12:58 PM PST by retrokitten (I want to rock your gypsy soul, just like way back in the days of old- Into the Mystic)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Wonder how that headgear would work for DTV...

Seriously, someone was afraid of THIS?


4 posted on 01/02/2009 4:14:02 PM PST by bigbob
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To: Free ThinkerNY; Slings and Arrows; Darksheare; Xenalyte; Eaker; humblegunner; DieHard the Hunter; ..

For your WTF files.


5 posted on 01/02/2009 4:14:02 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Several years ago a friend of mine had a similar experience. He weighs over 300lbs and was dressed as a gorilla. He said the guy peed his pants on the way to diving out a window.


6 posted on 01/02/2009 4:16:19 PM PST by P8riot (I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Damn. This clown is stealing my act. LOL


7 posted on 01/02/2009 4:16:47 PM PST by Viking2002 (Let's be proactive and start the impeachment NOW.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

That guy has some forearms.


8 posted on 01/02/2009 4:17:59 PM PST by School of Rational Thought (Sarah Palin - High ideals on high heels)
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To: P8riot

Was he dressed as gorilla for a good reason?


9 posted on 01/02/2009 4:18:32 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY ((((Truth to a Liberal, is like a crucifix to a vampire))))
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To: Free ThinkerNY; patton; Gabz

our 7 yr old daughter is in total
tin foil envy of this guys costume.

her reaction to the pic ...

“aw! that’s totally awesome!”

i’m thinking i need to pick up the
sams club sized roll of tin foil
at the grocery store tomorrow. ;)


10 posted on 01/02/2009 4:18:39 PM PST by leda (if you put up with what you've got, you deserve what you get)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

He had just returned from a costume party as well.


11 posted on 01/02/2009 4:20:46 PM PST by P8riot (I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.)
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To: Viking2002

That has to be the ugliest smiley I’ve ever seen!

It really trashes up your post with that hot viking and all. :p


12 posted on 01/02/2009 4:22:07 PM PST by KoRn
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Criminals flee before the hammer of the gods!


13 posted on 01/02/2009 4:23:55 PM PST by Tublecane
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To: mkjessup
I am glad the owner of the house won because otherwise he would be “thor loser”.....groan to add to your groan
14 posted on 01/02/2009 4:27:12 PM PST by Kimmers
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To: All

Anyone interested in a “another criminal defeated by Norse gods” ping list lol


15 posted on 01/02/2009 4:28:08 PM PST by omega4179 (Bush Abandoned Ramos and Compean)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

He could be the Viking Kitties’ mascot.


16 posted on 01/02/2009 4:31:32 PM PST by rabidralph
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To: Free ThinkerNY

“It took ages making the cape, helmet and breast plate”
Ok, define ages........20-30 minutes tops? lol


17 posted on 01/02/2009 4:31:39 PM PST by AirForceMom
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To: Free ThinkerNY

lol i would run too, burglar or not.


18 posted on 01/02/2009 4:33:52 PM PST by exist
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To: mkjessup

BTTT


19 posted on 01/02/2009 4:43:03 PM PST by ConservativeMan55
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To: Free ThinkerNY

LOL... Though I’d be even more scared if I were burgling a house, and in walked a super-built guy dressed as Hello Kitty.


20 posted on 01/02/2009 4:47:38 PM PST by Mogwai (Bright light! Bright light!)
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