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To: Billie; jaycee; Mama_Bear; MEG33; gardengirl; yorkie; OESY; Kitty Mittens; The Mayor; ...


Happy Accordion Day, Y'all.


1,321 posted on 01/13/2009 12:25:49 PM PST by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
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Q. What's the difference between an accordion and a cat?
A. Only the cost, they both make the same kinds of sounds when you squeeze them.

Q. The song most requested of accordionists.
A. Can you play Far, Far Away?

Q. How do you make two accordionists play in time?
A. Shoot one of them.

Q. What do a true music lover and an accordionist have in common?
A.  Absolutely nothing.

Q. What are bagpipes good for?
A.  Kindling for an accordion fire.

Q. What is the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?
A.  The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.

Q. What is an accordion good for?
A.  Learning how to fold a map.

Q. What is the range of an accordion?
A. Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

Q. Why do some people automatically hate accordionists?
A. It saves a lot of time.

 

 

1,324 posted on 01/13/2009 12:29:32 PM PST by Lady Jag (NOW MORE THAN EVER https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: JustAmy

Do you ever watch the Big Joe Polka Show?


1,329 posted on 01/13/2009 1:08:56 PM PST by fewz (A president can hire smart aides but he canÂ’t hire integrity.)
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These accordian jokes are cracking me up!


1,332 posted on 01/13/2009 1:19:00 PM PST by MEG33 (God Bless Our Military)
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To: JustAmy

LOL! I hate accordion music! I always think of Lawrence Welk - Ah-one and Ah-two....... Ack!


1,352 posted on 01/13/2009 2:54:11 PM PST by Billie
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1,382 posted on 01/13/2009 5:01:58 PM PST by WestCoastGal (If we will hold the course, God in Heaven will raise up friends to help fight these battles.P Henry)
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LOL!! re:Accordians!!


1,941 posted on 01/18/2009 1:01:21 PM PST by Majie Purple
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