[Lady Jag]

Q. What's the difference between an accordion and a cat?
A. Only the cost, they both make the same kinds of sounds when you squeeze them.

Q. The song most requested of accordionists.
A. Can you play Far, Far Away?

Q. How do you make two accordionists play in time?
A. Shoot one of them.

Q. What do a true music lover and an accordionist have in common?
A.  Absolutely nothing.

Q. What are bagpipes good for?
A.  Kindling for an accordion fire.

Q. What is the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?
A.  The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.

Q. What is an accordion good for?
A.  Learning how to fold a map.

Q. What is the range of an accordion?
A. Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

Q. Why do some people automatically hate accordionists?
A. It saves a lot of time.

 

 

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