To: lonestar
I have a Jack Russell that goes to Alaska and kills Kodiak bears. I just don’t know how to stop her. I took away her credit cards but she just turns tricks to pay for the plane tickets.
40 posted on
12/31/2008 2:52:28 PM PST by
cripplecreek
(The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
To: cripplecreek
Last year my Belgian Tervuren disappeared for a week. Turns out he chartered a full African safari...We now jokingly refer to him around the house as “Dog-tari”.
44 posted on
12/31/2008 2:54:43 PM PST by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: cripplecreek
I have a Jack Russell that goes to Alaska and kills Kodiak bears. I just don’t know how to stop her. I took away her credit cards but she just turns tricks to pay for the plane tickets. I believe every word of it!
48 posted on
12/31/2008 2:56:10 PM PST by
lonestar
To: cripplecreek
I have a Jack Russell that goes to Alaska and kills Kodiak bears. I just don’t know how to stop her. I took away her credit cards but she just turns tricks to pay for the plane tickets. _______________________________ My little Chihuahua girl works the Juno area truckstops and does quite well there, turning tricks, but prefers polar bears for sport. She thinks border collies and Jack Russells lack the brains to outsmart large game. Nothing personal.
To: cripplecreek
I have a Jack Russell that goes to Alaska and kills Kodiak bears. I just don’t know how to stop her. I took away her credit cards but she just turns tricks to pay for the plane tickets.Maybe you should just take away her passport. You can't go to a foreign place like Alaska without one.
261 posted on
01/01/2009 5:09:47 AM PST by
TN4Liberty
(The first amendment doesn't end with "...as long as nobody is offended.")
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