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For all those who have ever wondered,
American Digest ^ | December 27, 2008 | Vanderleun

Posted on 12/29/2008 12:06:04 PM PST by george76

"Gee, what would Ted Kennedy look like as a psychopathic transexual proctologist on a crash diet during a global Botox and glove shortage?"

(Excerpt) Read more at americandigest.org ...


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: kennedy; kennedyschlossberg; schlossberg
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Just one glove ?

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1 posted on 12/29/2008 12:06:04 PM PST by george76
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To: LucyT; SunkenCiv; potlatch; PhilDragoo; Liz; neverdem

2 posted on 12/29/2008 12:07:19 PM PST by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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3 posted on 12/29/2008 12:29:01 PM PST by LucyT
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To: george76
She looks like someone who has spent too many hours in a tanning bed.
4 posted on 12/29/2008 12:39:11 PM PST by LiberConservative ("We gonna get PAID!" - Obama voter)
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To: LiberConservative

Some of those Kennedy women can get really wrinkled with their thin skin. Cf. Mrs. Shriver, Mrs. Schwarzenegger, and Matriarch Rose.


5 posted on 12/29/2008 12:42:16 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: LucyT

I can’t believe how bad she looks for 51yo! I am 48 and am not 1/2 that wrinkled, of couse I never spent summers sunning in the Mediterrian either....


6 posted on 12/29/2008 12:44:32 PM PST by chris_bdba
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Maria Shriver

7 posted on 12/29/2008 12:54:12 PM PST by LucyT
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To: george76

Lifestyles of the rich and arrogant.


8 posted on 12/29/2008 12:58:36 PM PST by BenLurkin
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To: george76

Is, you know, Ms. Kennedy-Schlossberg showing solidarity with, you know, the “gloved one”, Michael Jackson? She is wearing only one, you know, glove.


9 posted on 12/29/2008 1:04:18 PM PST by miele man
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To: miele man

um, ya know, I think you um may be right!


10 posted on 12/29/2008 1:47:53 PM PST by FES0844 (FES0844)
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I agree, I'm the same age as she and look twice as good if I may say so myself.
Mom always said start do these three things when you are young and you will never be sorry - 1. Stay out of the sun, 2. Moisturize and 3. Wear good bras. Mom knew what she was talking about and I'm glad I listened!!!
11 posted on 12/29/2008 1:51:21 PM PST by Clintons Are White Trash (Lynn Stewart, Helen Thomas, Rosie ODonnell, Maureen Dowd, Medea Benjamin - The Axis of Ugly)
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GUILTY!!!!!


12 posted on 12/29/2008 2:25:29 PM PST by dsrtsage (John Galt, Dagney Taggart..2008)
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To: miele man; george76

She removed the right glove in order to shake hands. You never shake hands with gloves on.


13 posted on 12/29/2008 2:32:44 PM PST by Tax-chick (You exist, okay? YOU EXIST! Now stop talking to me!)
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Yes, I know that. I do have some manners as well. My comment was made in jest which you surely must understand.


14 posted on 12/29/2008 2:39:56 PM PST by miele man
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Sorry, I assumed your post indicated that you were not familiar with a detail of etiquette which does not, after all, affect most people. No personal affront to your manners intended.


15 posted on 12/29/2008 2:44:40 PM PST by Tax-chick (You exist, okay? YOU EXIST! Now stop talking to me!)
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Actually, that’s incorrect:

http://www.missabigail.com/advice/q103.html

Opera and ball gloves and so forth are kept on in receiving lines and to shake hands.


16 posted on 12/29/2008 2:50:42 PM PST by Philo-Junius (One precedent creates another. They soon accumulate and constitute law.)
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To: Philo-Junius

That’s not what Miss Manners said!


17 posted on 12/29/2008 2:56:57 PM PST by Tax-chick (You exist, okay? YOU EXIST! Now stop talking to me!)
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Maria has that botoxed forehead look.

I’m not sure which is worse - a wrinkly forehead? or an expressionless face?


18 posted on 12/29/2008 2:58:45 PM PST by Scotswife
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I think there’s a distinction in this rule between the short, tea-length gloves and three-quarter or opera gloves. Longer gloves, especially those that button up, are such a pain to take off and put on that one is expected to remove them only for meals.


19 posted on 12/29/2008 3:03:50 PM PST by Philo-Junius (One precedent creates another. They soon accumulate and constitute law.)
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I can't believe what mutts these two turned into. Kinda reminds me of the "Picture of Dorian Grey", but with no painting.

Nam Vet

20 posted on 12/29/2008 3:07:51 PM PST by Nam Vet (This space for rent............Hard currency only)
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