Jacko Not Sick, Except In Head

FoxNews.com ^ | Monday, December 22, 2008 | Roger Friedman

[Joiseydude]

Michael Jackson is not suffering from any life threatening diseases. Everyone can relax. Reports of his ailing health have been extremely exaggerated.

Reports over the weekend that Jackson has some newly revealed sickness requiring a lung transplant are totally hokum, I can assure you.

Over the years, Jackson illnesses have been identified as vitiligo, Lupus, addiction to prescription pain killers, and laziness. He's also a publicity hound who thinks that news of illness will make him sympathetic to the public. He learned this from Elizabeth Taylor, his one-time best friend

[Joiseydude]

More importantly, Jackson remains in financial peril thanks to his recent settlement of a $7 million lawsuit with Prince Adbulla of Bahrain. Additionally, Jackson just refinanced his Neverland ranch with Colony Capital LLC and Thomas Barrack because of his never ending need for cash. Apparently, he's used the money to squander it on a new expensive home rental rather than just return to Neverland or live in his parent's home in Encino, California, where he holds the mortgage.

[SevenofNine]

I think Jacko going down as my Generation Howard Hughes that what I gather even my African American co workers even told me that theory

Yeah Jacko is sick in the head

[Names Ash Housewares]

The child molester certainly deserves to be terminally ill.

[ChocChipCookie]

What happened to make Elizabeth Taylor his “one time best friend”? Did they have a falling out?

[ExpatGator]

Big difference between the two:

Howard Hughes actually made productive contributions to the world.

[KarlInOhio]

Additionally, Jackson just refinanced his Neverland ranch with Colony Capital LLC and Thomas Barrack because of his never ending need for cash.

When will we have the billion dollar Jacko Bailo.

[Moonman62]

I thought maybe the skin bleach damaged his lungs.

[Lady Jag]

Does he still sleep in a hyperbaric chamber?

[BookmanTheJanitor]

I like his new "Zorro" look - LOL

[Puppage]

[Joiseydude]

What a freak

[SevenofNine]

Okay I can’t diss Howie on that

Yeah he going down as reclusive being chase down like Howard Hughes by creditors and everybody

What really boggle the mind Roger Friedman mention last year Jacko could end his debts with series of concerts somebody was going pay him in London England

He didn’t want to do it

[Niuhuru]

As much as I despise him in certain respects, I hope God is able to reach him at some point.

I think a good book to read about him would be “Michael Jackson: The Magic and the Madness.” Explains how he became so messed up.

[Neoliberalnot]

The icon of the gay and pedophile community is clearly a bit touched in the head and so goes life in the arena of alternative lifestyles.

[Vassar1989]

Wouldn't his head pop, or something like that, after being in a hyperbaric chamber?

If his head popped, would it go something “POP,” or would it be more like a slow fizzle?

Lady Jag, where did you go to law school ;-)

[Lady Jag]

I’m not a JAG but I do drive one.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Sick? Well he has looked a little pale lately.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Sick? Well he has looked a little pale lately.

[skeeter]

Well he has looked a little pale lately.

Maybe he's caught a little flu bug - someone should feel his nose. I'm willing to bet its cold.

[bannie]

I think he “turned muslim,” and he can’t remember if he’s to wear the burka or the head-rag.