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To: brownsfan
I would go with a no-doc, adjustable, sub prime loan at 125% of the value of the house. Spend all the money on vacations, SUVs, wine and hookers.

When the money runs out, demand a bailout and force the bank to write down your loan, as you would then be a “victim.”

2 posted on 12/17/2008 12:09:15 PM PST by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
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To: 2banana

I agree. But I’d go with Corvettes instead of SUVs.

Just one man’s opinion, mind you...

;^)


4 posted on 12/17/2008 12:10:58 PM PST by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: 2banana

“I would go with a no-doc, adjustable, sub prime loan at 125% of the value of the house. Spend all the money on vacations, SUVs, wine and hookers.

When the money runs out, demand a bailout and force the bank to write down your loan, as you would then be a “victim.” “

Those loans are a little tougher to come up with these days. Besides, don’t you have to be a Democrat to qualify?


7 posted on 12/17/2008 12:14:49 PM PST by brownsfan (We are sooooo screwed.)
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To: 2banana

There were 5 million loans made to illegals, also.

Barney Frank et al made sure that the system was rigged so that asking for ID was illegal.

He is a maggot and the people of Brookline contunue to re-elect him.


23 posted on 12/17/2008 12:24:40 PM PST by wac3rd (In the end, we all are Conservative, some just need their lives jolted to realize that fact.)
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To: 2banana
I would go with a no-doc, adjustable, sub prime loan at 125% of the value of the house. Spend all the money on vacations, SUVs, wine and hookers.

Dear 2banana,

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39 posted on 12/17/2008 12:41:02 PM PST by A message
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To: 2banana

“I would go with a no-doc, adjustable, sub prime loan at 125% of the value of the house. Spend all the money on vacations, SUVs, wine and hookers.

When the money runs out, demand a bailout and force the bank to write down your loan, as you would then be a “victim.””

Idiot, you forgot the cash-out.


59 posted on 12/17/2008 3:33:53 PM PST by BobL
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