[A message]

I would go with a no-doc, adjustable, sub prime loan at 125% of the value of the house. Spend all the money on vacations, SUVs, wine and hookers.

Dear 2banana,

We have been looking for an aggressive new CEO to take us through these tough times.

We are informing you, after reading your FR resume on post #2 of this thread, you are HIRED!

Signed,

Washington Mutual,

Fannie Mae,

Freddie Mac,

Citigroup,

Lehman Brothers,

Bear Stearns.

Note: Your new job starts tomorrow at noon. Your pay will be 1.5 million dollars a year unless you are fired the next day and at that point you will receive a 30 million dollar severance package

[2banana]

We are informing you, after reading your FR resume on post #2 of this thread, you are HIRED!

I will take it as long as the corporate jets are not sold and that all executives get an immediate 200% bonus no matter how badly the stock does...

[GOPJ]

We have been looking for an aggressive new CEO to take us through these tough times. We are informing you, after reading your FR resume on post #2 of this thread, you are HIRED! Signed, Washington Mutual,

Fannie Mae,

Freddie Mac,

Citigroup, Lehman Brothers,

Bear Stearns.

Note: Your new job starts tomorrow at noon. Your pay will be 1.5 million dollars a year unless you are fired the next day and at that point you will receive a 30 million dollar severance package

You must be one of them, A Message - you're too close to the truth.