[VRWCmember]

While it would be easy to list some of the greatest Christmas song performances in a top 10 or top 25 list (any such list would have to include Nat King Cole's rendition of Torme's The Christmas Song, and Bing Crosby's rendition of White Christmas to be taken seriously), it might be more fun to come up with the FReeper Nation's opinion of the WORST Christmas songs ever

[Mr. Silverback]

Good list.

Here’s the best Christmas song ever: O Holy Night, sung by any decent singer.

But of course, the Nat King Cole version is outstanding.

[Mr. Silverback]

Let me recommend two comedy Christmas songs that may cleanse the palate after hearing Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer. Both are by the blues group Duke Tumato. Hard to find but worth the effort.

Look Out, It’s Santa!

It’s a Drag to Get Your Stomach Pumped on Christmas

[raybbr]

Any song where the vocalist decides to add ten or fifteen syllables to a word. Also know an “vocal gymnastics”. Most black artists do this.

[Colonel_Flagg]

“Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”. Nothing else even comes close.

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Jewish Christmas Album

[cuz_it_aint_their_money]

Not that I think this is annoying but... it could be on someone's list.

Jingle Bombs
Achmed The Dead Terrorist
(With a little help from Jeff Dunham)

Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq

I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. Military

Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head

I used to be a man,
But every time I cough
Thanks to Uncle Sam
My nuts keep falling off

My bombing days are done,
I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as
A convenient store night clerk,

Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I keel you!

I keel you!

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A Quartet Christmas!

[Egon]

All of them.

[Dysart]

Seems as though this comes up every yr about this time and seems I always offer up this especially obnoxious rendition by The Waitresses:

Christmas Wrapping

[dan1123]

I vote “Merry Christmas Darling”. The lyrics are as shallow as they get, the melody is all over the place, and completely whitewashed of Jesus. Even calling it a Christmas song is a stretch because it is just a shallow love song that happens to mention Christmas.

[Vinnie]

The Chipmunks, whatever they sing.

[Ol' Sox]

Burl Ives' "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas" is so bad that for the last dozen years or so, a co-worker and I call each other and hold the phone up to the car radio speakers whenever it comes on.

"Gotcha!"

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The Other Guy is sitting down.

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Gay Christmas?

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