After recieving a picture of you from my friend Irish Pennant I felt the need to reconsider my previous rejection of you as a lover.
In this picture

you look so hurt and vulnerable (and tasty, and flexible, and nasty) that I decided I cant hurt you no longer.
We can now be together at your earliest convenience.
Dainbramage
Bless you - please meet me at the Burger King on the corner. I am in such a rush to meet you I will not have time to tidy up so here is a more recent photo so you will recognize me: