Allow me to introduce you to my dishwashers:
Not a dirty plate in the house.
“no longer have to keep dream diaries on their nightstands; Now they’ll just have to TiVo themselves.”
Ghastly thought! For the last few years my dreams have dealt with redecorating large, even endless rooms, and lately I’ve branched out into doing household chores, such as dishwashing (by hand!)and vacuuming. It’s horrible! Horrible, I tell you!
Allow me to introduce you to my dishwashers:
Not a dirty plate in the house.