From all of us here at FR (you'll look FABULOUS in orange!):
Posted on 12/10/2008 7:19:44 PM PST by john in springfield
It's Governor Blagojevich's birthday!!!
Happy Birthday, Rod!
I suggest we all send the Governor wishes for his 52nd birthday. I've even picked out a Blue Mountain e-card for him:
To contact the Governor:
http://www.illinois.gov/gov/contactthegovernor.cfm
Hey Blagojevich, if u r reading this (and who doesn’t read FR?)call me. I’d like to be a Senator (or a Redskin, as Zorn is an excellent coach). I’ll cut you a better deal than Jessie Jackson. Much better. wink, wink
Hey Rod:
“sing, sing a song”
“sing it loud, make it strong”
“don’t worry that it’s not good enough for anyone else to hear”
“just sing, sing a song”
I think in the near future he may be needing some Vaseline.
LOL!
From all of us here at FR (you'll look FABULOUS in orange!):
And some ‘soap on a rope’. Maybe FR should collect a donation. ;)
Glad to see my bit of humor at the governor’s expense didn’t go unappreciated. :-)
lol.
and an LOL for your card....how appropriate.....
BLAGO'S BLUE FITZMAS
Tune: "Blue Christmas"
I'll have a blue Fitzmas indicted
I'll have to do something to fight it
Allegations they read of the green that I sought
Don't mean a thing, 'cause as yet nobody's bought
And when my blue colleagues disown me
That's when my blue "F" words start flowing
My old pal sees my plight, but he throws me from his bus
So I'll have a blue, blue Fitzmas
I hate this blue Fitzmas disruption
It puts a crimp in my corruption
Senate seat up for sale should bring oodles of cash
But instead I post bail and I break out in a rash
And when my blue colleagues disown me
That's when my blue "F" words start flowing
My old pal sees my plight, but he throws me from his bus
So I'll have a blue, blue, blue Fitzmas
He might like one of these for his b-day.
I left a note of encouragement on his Facebook page.
“You’re being set up...don’t be a putz...don’t go down alone...etc.”
Here is a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don’t worry be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don’t worry, be happy......
Ain’t got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don’t worry, be happy
The land lord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don’t worry, be happy
Lood at me I am happy
Don’t worry, be happy
Here I give you my phone number
When you worry call me
I make you happy
Don’t worry, be happy
Ain’t got no cash, ain’t got no style
Ain’t got not girl to make you smile
But don’t worry be happy
Cause when you worry
Your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
So don’t worry, be happy (now).....
There is this little song I wrote
I hope you learn it note for note
Like good little children
Don’t worry, be happy
Listen to what I say
In your life expect some trouble
But when you worry
You make it double
Don’t worry, be happy......
Don’t worry don’t do it, be happy
Put a smile on your face
Don’t bring everybody down like this
Don’t worry, it will soon past
Whatever it is
Don’t worry, be happy
When you got elected, and then announced you would not move your family to the State Capitol, I knew you were a creep.
When you attempted to change my pension plan with the university so that some of your pals could make more money and I would have less to live on as an old man, I knew you were a creep.
Yesterday, when you got arrested, the whole world knew you were a creep.
You may be guilty you may be not guilty, courts never find you innocent Rod. Heaven knows you were never innocent.
Glad to be in Green Bay now!
Volunteer
Q: What did the Illinois governor have for dinner?
A: Cooked goose
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