[SmithL]

I'm sure that this is a very important story, because it's at the top of the AP Newsfeed. I'm just not sure why.

[svcw]

Who cares!!!!

[SmithL]

And since we’re all being open and honest about our weight, I’ll go on the record as weighing more than Oprah.

[mgc1122]

A laxative will cure her problem ...

[Dr. Ursus]

Oh,Gail,come to bed and bring another gallon of Hagen Daz!

[SJSAMPLE]

Why hasn’t the “laying of hands” by The One worked?

[ClearCase_guy]

I guess not much is going on in Chicago today. Heck, not much going on in Illinois. I mean, nothing happening at all on the Rezko or Blagojevich stories, so I guess the most interesting thing to talk about would be ... Oprah’s weight.

[TonyInOhio]

she now weighs 200 pounds

And that's just the part between her ears.

[RexBeach]

The world holds its breath as Oprah tells it what she weighs!

Hey, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house!

When she goes to the beach, people try to push her back into the water!

Ok, Ok, I’ll keep my day job.

My word, what a country. One can tell everyone what one weighs, and generate talk from coast to coast.

[Towed_Jumper]

Oprah weighs two-hundred pounds? ...now that’s what I call a “carbon footprint.”

[mysterio]

It's easy to do. I've gone up and down in weight multiple times. You have to weigh yourself regularly, eat right, exercise, and never return to your old eating habits. That's the only plan that works. For many of us, if you want to be thin, you're going to be hungry sometimes.

Hope that Oprah finds a method that works for her.

[Military family member]

She fell off the wagon and crushed the poor guy leading the horse.

[MeanWestTexan]

Her bloated head weights 200 lbs.

Seriously, this woman is a beast, inside and out.

[Zevonismymuse]

she now weighs 200 pounds and has "fallen off the wagon"

I hope no one was hurt.

[missnry]

Barack's Health Care Plan will take care of you Oprah!

[ontap]

[edpc]

Fallen off the wagon? Not hard to do when you are the one breaking it.

[God luvs America]

if she says she’s 200 the fat cow is probably closer to 250lbs....

yes- all we’re going to hear from her messiah hussien the next four years is how American’s must make sacrifices while all along the libs live a life of luxury....

[Pistolshot]

200 pounds!!!??

That is one heck of a lot of crap walking around.

[CholeraJoe]

[Yankee]

When she hauls ass it takes multiple trips.

Her blood type is Ragu.

Her toilet seat has shock absorbers.

When she gets on a talking scale it says “one at a time please”

Men flock around her on the beach. For shade.

She's so fat she has her own zip code.

She's so fat she has her own area code.

She's so fat her knees chafe together.

She's so fat she got arrested for unlawful assembly while standing alone.

She went to have her breasts enlarged and the doctor told her to just rub toilet paper between them. When she asked if that would make her breasts larger he said "It sure worked for your ass.".