Dragons do exist!

thatsweird ^

[JoeProBono]

The Komodo dragon is the world's largest flesh-eating lizard and living reptile. This amazing creature is only found in the wild on four small Indonesian islands, where they are vulnerable to disease, volcanic activity, and competition with feral dogs and man. It lives on the islands of Komodo, Rinca, Padar, and Flores. The Komodo is an endangered species and there are only about 5,000 of them in existence around the world, including a small number kept and bred in zoos. This giant lizard can grow to 3 meters (10 feet) long, and has an average weight of 70 kg (155 pounds). Komodo dragons are dangerous predators with sharp serrated teeth more like a shark's than a reptile's. Swift runners, they can swim and climb trees, and they can use their tail as a weapon and swing it like a club. They find most of their food by smell. Like shakes they 'taste' the air with their tongues, which are deeply forked and collect scent molecules from the air. They have an acute sense of smell and can detect the scent of decaying remains from up to 5km (3 miles).

[Joe 6-pack]

Technically, Alligators and Crocs are not lizards, but they are indeed, reptiles. The leatherback turtle is generally considered the largest reptile behind the crocodilians, so the dragon is a little lower on the pecking order than the writer seems to be suggesting here, but it is in fact, the largest known lizard.

[JoeProBono]

[JoeProBono]

Aww comon

[Daffynition]

[JoeProBono]

See how cute? Kuchie Kuchie

[Daffynition]

Then there's ...

[JoeProBono]

"but it is in fact, the largest known lizard."

Yeah and with one mean tongue

[potlatch]

Yes, thank you! I knew I knew it, lol. He’s lucky it was his foot!

[JoeProBono]

Drew you a dragon diagram

[Larry Lucido]

Thanks. Although, I think this Lizard King may have weighed in at much more than 155 pounds at the time of its demise.

[Joe 6-pack]

Yeah....real funny 'til you have to take them to the vet's office....

[JoeProBono]

Who dat?

[Daffynition]

Clark Kellogg: But it's an endangered species!
Carmine Sabatini: Not any more. It's in New Jersey, it's fine.

[savedbygrace]

Whatever happens, you do not want to be on that end.

[Joe 6-pack]

The other end is no picnic, either ;-)

[JoeProBono]

HA!

[Daffynition]

See, I'd take him on the subway ... then you'd have a seat too...

[Safetgiver]

Wish I could find a 155 lb. frog. Legs would take all day to fry in the deep fryer.

[Joe 6-pack]

"See, I'd take him on the subway ..."

Those critters don't mix well with trains...

[savedbygrace]

True that.

But if you run afoul of the other end, your embarrassment is short lived, as are you.