Where did you get the Major Award Christmas ornament? I want one! :-)
We found it at a local Hallmark store. I had to decide between it and a Star Trek TOS communication that flipped open and made that sound they did in the TV show.
Ebay
http://cgi.ebay.com/A-Christmas-Story-Leg-Lamp-ornament-carlton-cards-talks_W0QQitemZ280256905010QQcmdZViewItem