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Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
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Posted on 12/04/2008 6:02:33 PM PST by egannacht

An 82-year-old Italian man who took a Viagra pill scared his wife so much she called the police.

Giovanni di Stefano, from Palermo, was so excited his wife thought he would have a heart attack and dialled 999.

"The police didn't do anything but their presence had the desired effect. He lost interest in his love life pretty quickly," said a family friend.

Terrified wife Carla, 69, told police: "He is 82-years-old and so I thought so much love could have lethal consequences."


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: amore; elderlywhoopee; odd; sicilia; sicily; viagra; vivalitalia
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To: Daffynition; egannacht; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; MeekOneGOP; Darksheare; Lakeshark; ...
That's your grandfather isn't it, Daffy? Cool Dude. I hear it runs in the family.


21 posted on 12/04/2008 6:40:29 PM PST by Lady Jag (DONATE NOW at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: egannacht
"Terrified wife Carla, 69, told police: "He is 82-years-old and so I thought so much love could have lethal consequences.""

Was he chasing her around the place?

I'd love to see what the cops wrote in their report about this 911 call:):) Or be a fly on the wall at the station:)

Cops need laughs too.

22 posted on 12/04/2008 6:42:17 PM PST by BobS
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To: Lady Jag

To complain or to Brag?


23 posted on 12/04/2008 6:42:39 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country! What else needs said?)
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To: Daffynition

Don’t I wish.....


24 posted on 12/04/2008 6:42:41 PM PST by Old Sarge (For the first time in my life, I am ashamed to be an American)
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To: Lady Jag
Yep. Runs in the family.


25 posted on 12/04/2008 6:43:02 PM PST by Daffynition ("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
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To: Lady Jag

[so I thought so much love could have lethal consequences]

Lol, never thought there could be such a thing as ‘too much love’!!

Good graphic LJ!


26 posted on 12/04/2008 6:44:45 PM PST by potlatch
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To: egannacht

I’ve heard they’re giving Viagra to little old men in nursing homes now, so that they don’t accidentally roll out of bed...


27 posted on 12/04/2008 6:45:31 PM PST by aMorePerfectUnion ("I've got a bracelet too, Jim")
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To: potlatch
Could have - as in possible but not guaranteed.

Degree of competitiveness increases chance of lethality.




28 posted on 12/04/2008 6:51:44 PM PST by Lady Jag (DONATE NOW at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: potlatch
Could have - as in possible but not guaranteed.

Degree of competitiveness increases chance of lethality.




29 posted on 12/04/2008 6:51:44 PM PST by Lady Jag (DONATE NOW at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: Lady Jag

If you read further, they live in Palermo, Sicily. The guy might have wanted to get a jump on things before the Med gets cold in 2 months:) Yes, people have to wear clothes there. And it snows from Spain to Greece.


30 posted on 12/04/2008 7:04:53 PM PST by BobS
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That is correct. They live in Sicily and Nestle Viagra is sold there.


31 posted on 12/04/2008 7:10:58 PM PST by Lady Jag (DONATE NOW at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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Why do you have the Viagra car beating the UPS car? Where’s the Fed-Ex car? Fed-Ex must be in front. On city streets or freeways, just follow them if you want to get someplace real fast. Tractor-trailers, little trucks, whatever. What speed limit? Does one exist? And I think their AC are going above 40K feet across the oceans. Military air space. Who cares?


32 posted on 12/04/2008 7:27:59 PM PST by BobS
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Viagra is cheating and FedEx is lapping DHL.


33 posted on 12/04/2008 7:45:48 PM PST by Lady Jag (DONATE NOW at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: egannacht
Wow, this thread is weird.

And before you all ask why I clicked on the link, it was because it said, “Viagra.”

I know. I'm ashamed. But you all did it, too.

34 posted on 12/04/2008 7:49:11 PM PST by keats5 (Merry Christmas fellow FReepers!)
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Ms. Jaggers, after all these years I was sure you were younger than your eighties.....

:-)

35 posted on 12/04/2008 7:53:07 PM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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Ha Ha Lapping!

36 posted on 12/04/2008 7:53:20 PM PST by egannacht
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It’s a 12 Step Intervention. We knew you’d come...arrive.


37 posted on 12/04/2008 7:54:26 PM PST by egannacht
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To: Lady Jag
You have to be joking. The best orange and lemon liquors are from there. And the best olive groves. If nobody wants to stick around and care for those things, I'll go. It's ripe for investment. It's an Island too. Get there by ferry or plane. I think Sealink has a route from Majorca to Palermo.

Those ferrys are great big seagoing ships about the size of destroyers with accomodations for food, entertainment, etc. And lots of rooms like a hotel. In Shevenhagen, we asked "Is this what you call a ferry to cross the English Channel?" Yep. "Is this ship going to Dover, England and stop there?" Yep. Wow!

38 posted on 12/04/2008 7:58:51 PM PST by BobS
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39 posted on 12/04/2008 8:00:18 PM PST by egannacht
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To: egannacht

40 posted on 12/04/2008 8:02:48 PM PST by egannacht
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