All UFO sightings are fake - it's official

sundaymercury ^ | Dec 4 2008

[JoeProBono]

Ok, maybe it's not official, but they are all fake, read on... Birmingham and the world seems to have gone UFO mental recently, there have been sightings everywhere, all of the sightings have reported the usual 'triangle of lights', 'cigar shaped glowing crafts', Flying saucers with flashing lights and beams. Well it's all rubbish, ok that's a not a totally surprising standpoint, but I do actually have an open-mind one these things. Let me ask you a question... if all these aliens have been visiting our skies, recently and for years, they must be pretty advanced to get to our little solar system, right?

[JoeProBono]

Right, so if they are pretty advanced, more advanced than us then why would they light up their crafts like a flipping christmas tree? They wouldn't, they would have developed a more stealthy approach, a non-lit, night-vision kind of technology surely? If they are in our skies they obviously don't want to be found do they, otherwise they would have landed and had a cup of Rosy Lee with The Queen wouldn't they? So if they don't want to land, and don't want to be seen why would they put flashing lights on silver crafts? It's a nonsense, nobody has ever seen a UFO, because if they existed, they wouldn't want to be seen would they? And that's why all UFO sightings are false.

[Pistolshot]

IB4TZ

[Liberty1970]

I like how Dr. Duane Gish used to put it:

"Do I believe in UFOs? Sure, I believe in UFOs. UFO means 'unidentified flying object,' and I have no problem with the idea that people see things in the sky that they can't identify. It's when they start trying to identify them that I have a problem!"

[JoeProBono]

[JoeProBono]

[basil]

Absolutely! Amen!

I see a lot of things in the sky that I can't identify--so to me they are UFO's. I suppose if the guy next door sees them and knows what they are, then to him they become IFO's. LOL!

[The_Victor]

I think I see bigfoot in that picture....

[stockpirate]

Carl Jung wrote an interesting book about UFO’s.

Recently the UK released a top secret report dealing with UFO sightings.

One report contained therein concerns two F-15’s giving chase to a UFO the size on an aircraft carrier. The report further states that the two pilots were ordered to fire ALL missles at the UFO. funny thing happened however just before they fired the AIRCRAFT CARRIER sized UFO just disappeared as in vanished, poof, gone.

Jesus said “in my father’s house are MANY manisions, “

[DYngbld]

Damn, and I wanted to believe!

[TheWasteLand]

Clearly written by an alien plant trying to cover up all the clear proof of aliens. Not mention the fact that all those chimps sent into outer space came back super-intelligent and are now running the Freemasons.

[weegee]

Right, so if they are pretty advanced, more advanced than us then why would they light up their crafts like a flipping christmas tree

You think we have bureaucratic red tape on Earth? What do you think makes the red planet RED?

The oversight committee of VFGRUOPTRIZSWXY requires proper illumination on all aircraft.

[angkor]

Everything is in color, except the guys standing near the .... ahem ..... “saucer”.

[Darksheare]

Gir from Invader Zim: "That's not an alien, that is an experimental aircraft!"

UFO true believer, "And what about the flying pig?"

Gir: "That's a government pig!"

[GulfBreeze]

I think I see Al Gore in that picture.

[CholeraJoe]

I saw Lyndon Johnson award Tom Hanks the Medal of Honor in “Forrest Gump” and it looked just as real as a UFO, or the moon landings.

[Waco]

BS2

[JoeProBono]

[angkor]

>>>>Damn, and I wanted to believe!<<<<<

You CAN believe!

Just click your heels together three times while repeating “There’s no place like Alpha Centauri.”

[Salamander]

Silly!

They’re the alien grays!

[mmichaels1970]

The oversight committee of VFGRUOPTRIZSWXY requires proper illumination on all aircraft.

Not to mention their requirement to break their dependence on foreign fusion by 2017.