Posted on 12/03/2008 1:48:01 PM PST by mnehring
(Note, sorry, I had to post this, it was just too funny..)
Posted by africanpress on December 3, 2008
On the 15th of October, API broke the news on the now heavily discussed Michelle Obama tape. The discussion has become controversial in that it has divided the people who have paid great attention to the whole situation. It has reached a point where there are believers and non-believers of the existence of the tape and the Imam-Obama document.
We have not had reason to believe that the tape is going to change the political-sphere in America totally, and yet we are of no doubt that its release and contents will cause a political storm due to different groupings having strong vested interests.
Many readers have tried the best they could to direct API to release the tape because they believe it will impact on something. We have those who do not wish for the tape to be released because they want the political situation to settle down and make history with Mr Barack Obama as the first black man to rule America.
API’s stand in all this is to do the right thing for America and the American people. These divisions dictated by self-interests makes it less easy for API to have a clear road map. However, API has a duty to fulfill what the people have been promised for the last 48 days.
Facts are facts and sometimes it is painful to deal with situations so factually dictated as this one of the Michelle Obama tape. The situation cannot be buried underground especially after the Imam’s document on Obama was brought to light.
Obama was elected the US president on the 4th of November this year and is yet to be sworn in if the Electoral College chooses to ignore the facts so strong, that if not dealt with properly, may cause the nation to land into a constitutional crisis or accept to be led by a Naturalized US Citizen, if Obama continues to refuse to see the need to come out in the open and admit that things are not as it seems to be in favour of him taking over a constitutionally protected seat in the country, unless he produces the much needed document, and in that case his move in that direction would render the Imam document on him to be null and void.
Ours has been to bring the facts to the American people, but we have discovered that some readers are of the opinion that it is API’s duty to be in the forefront in producing facts that may bring to light who their president-elect is as concerns citizenship and where he was born.
Many have tried to bulldoze API to move quickly in contacting the Electoral College and even proposing that API should make a submission to the Supreme Court in the matter. API has no interest in US internal affairs but we can only lend an hand by releasing the information in our possession.
The US government has shown keen interest in all this but has chosen to operate behind the scenes in consultation with API in an effort to reach an agreement on how best to get the information out without causing discomfort to many people, and creating a situation that will explode and may lead to uncontrolled civil disobedience.
Many have not understood the pressure API has had to go through in over 45 days since the story broke out. The warnings by CIA operatives has not made things easier and so has their refusal to accept the copy of the tape and the Imam’s document-copy, only demanding to have the originals putting API into a re-thinking position in the whole thing. The CIA operatives have been given the final offer to listen to the original tape, but with the presence of API’s Chief editor and API’s Canadian Lawyer, but that has not been welcomed, instead the demand to have the original and to listen to it alone has been given the highest priority, a choice that API has refused.
API has been warned several times that going ahead to pursue the release of the tape and the handing over of Imam’s Obama document may cause the authorities to react in a way unpleasant to all involved. API sympathisers have impressed upon API to drop the whole thing and down the tools if API wants have its peace intact.
A solution has to be reached and action taken before the Electoral College takes their final decision.
To be able to do this, API has been invited to Canada for an urgent meeting with the Canadian Lawyer and two MBO representatives (US and Canadian).
According to agreements, Mr Phil Berg will represent the Chief Editor’s personal interest should legal matters arise, while the Canadian Lawyer, assisted - will handle all matters that may arise from the tape and Imam’s Obama document.
During the meeting in Canada a press release will be issued on plans ready to be effected by bringing a case to the Court against Fox News whereby API is demanding damages from the Network for the breach of agreement to Air the tape before and by the 4th of November.
Chief Editor Korir
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Is there someplace I can wire money to keep this fraud continuing? < /s >
I was beginning to miss them.
Its a CIA conspiracy now.. :->
LOL, so was I.
What’s next after the CIA conspiracy? Area 51?
Of COURSE the CIA is stopping Chief Editor Korir from running the Michelle Obama tapes. Probably with pressure from Queen Elizabeth and Elvis also.
Glad to see we will still have API to kick around some more!
It’s been a while since these guys communicated, now where did I put my tin foil hat?
I kind of think they are behind the new ‘called all the hospitals’ meme. It has the same feel, we have information, we have a video, the video will be released shortly.
http://www.earthfrisk.com/blog/?p=135
You said — “It’s been a while since these guys communicated, now where did I put my tin foil hat?”
Actually, they’ve been keeping it up right along. It’s just that it’s not being posted here as often.... :-)
bttt
Amen
URGENT ASSISTANCE - FROM USA
IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED : HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL
FROM: MICHELLE OBAMA - OFFICE OF THE FIRST LADY ELECT
202.456.1414 / 202.456.1111
FAX: 202.456.2461
Dear Sir / Madam,
I am MICHELLE OBAMA, beloved wife of BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, President Elect of the United States of America and soon to be serving as President of the United States of America. This letter might surprise you because we have not met neither in person nor by correspondence. I came to know of you in my search for a reliable and reputable person to handle a very confidential business transaction, which involves the transfer of a huge sum of money to an account requiring maximum confidence.
I am writing you in absolute confidence primarily to seek your assistance in acquiring excess campaign contribution funds that are presently trapped in the accounts we used for campaigning. Now that we have won the election, these funds are not needed by President Elect Barack Hussein Obama.
My partners and I solicit your assistance in completing a transaction begun by the DNC, which has long been actively engaged in the extraction of excess and questionable funds such as these in the United States of America, and works in concert with the United States Central Intelligence Agency and with the knowing silence of the American press.
In the runup to the current election, our fundraising abilities vastly exceeded our ability to spend all of this money, and we would hate to see it go to waste when it can go, rightly, to the people who worked so hard for it - namely, me, Barack and our family.
Currently these excess funds are on the order of $200 million dollars or more, and they are locked away in secret accounts - many of them offshore.
My family is calling for your urgent assistance in funding the removal of these funds and acquiring these vast financial resources as compensation for the costs and stress on our family of Baracks soon to start rule. Unfortunately, our partners from the recent campaign are not willing to shoulder the burden of this new venture, which in its upcoming phase may cost the sum of 100 billion to 200 billion dollars ($100,000,000,000 - $200,000,000,000), both in the initial acquisition and in long-term management.
Without the funds from our current partners, we would not be able to acquire the oil revenue trapped within Iraq. That is why my family and our colleagues are urgently seeking your gracious assistance. Our distinguished colleagues in this business transaction include the sitting vice-president of the United States of America, Richard Cheney, who is an original partner in the Iraq venture and former head of the Halliburton oil company, and Condoleeza Rice, whose professional dedication to the venture was demonstrated in the naming of a Chevron oil tanker after her.
I would beseech you to transfer a sum equaling ten to twenty-five percent (10-25 %) of your yearly income to our account to aid in this important venture. The internal revenue service of the United States of America will function as our trusted intermediary. I propose that you make this transfer before the fifteenth (15th) of the month of April.
I know that a transaction of this magnitude would make anyone apprehensive and worried. But I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day. A bold step taken shall not be regretted, I assure you. Please do be informed that this business transaction is 100% legal. If you do not wish to co-operate in this transaction, please contact our intermediary representatives to further discuss the matter.
I pray that you understand our plight. My family and our colleagues will be forever grateful. Please reply in strict confidence to the contact numbers below.
Sincerely with warm regards,
Michelle Obama
Switchboard: 202.456.1414
Comments: 202.456.1111
Fax: 202.456.2461
Email: FirstLady@OfficeOfThePresidentElect.com
LOL (I hate these guys-the scammers), or I don’t really hate them, but I HATE the time they make me waste deleting them from my “in-box”.
You know what would be funny.. make up some fake Office of the President Elect letterhead (it is a fake office anyway so you won’t get in trouble), paste this on it, copy it a few times and fold it to look like a real letter, then scan it..
Then, send it to API..
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